Oak is the best bandit lord. Other bandit lords are you even trying?
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Oak:
-Sexy long hair, looks like a rockstar or a japanese bishounen -Deep, sexy voice -Has a cool house hidden in the forest cuz he's all spirtual and deep -Oak works out every day, he isn't afraid to show off his physique -Jumps around like a ninja -Has the best quest rewards, extra health and a buff to physical better than most nodes -Uses a staff because it's honorable and stuff -Would protect you and love you unconditionally Alira: Slut Would cheat on you the first chance she got Kraityn: Bitch Has aids |
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" Thank you for this well thought out, unusual post. You have helped make this forum a better place by giving us, the general public, your views on the Bandit Lords. I will forever look at Alira and Kraityn with disgust now as the points you made against them were outstandingly solid. IGN: Not_A_Farming_Necro, Dick_Von_Dyke, Fail_society, Tilt_o_Whirl
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Let's not forget:
Oak's manjuice gives you +40hp, more physique and endurance. While Alira and Kraityn give...arm speed. |
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" Hey that's my mom you're talking about there, asshole! IGN: NuzzyFipples
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" He did mention that. IGN: NuzzyFipples
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When face with truble call Oak he strong and doesn't afraid of anything.
Never argue with a zombie, he'll drag you down to his level and eat your brains. |
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you guys don't know what your talking about , oak stole my girlfriend , killed my dog and then destroyed my credibility at work .
kraityn might have aids but he makes a hell of a sandwich |
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The choice here is pretty much between a fucking manly man, some random bitch, and quite possibly the least cool ninja in the world.
Hmm.... Added bonus: Oak is higher level. Luna's Blackguards - a guild of bronies - is now recruiting! If you're a fan of our favourite chromatic marshmallow equines, hit me up with an add or whisper, and I'll invite you! IGN: HopeYouAreFireProof Dernière édition par Budget_player_cadet#3296, le 16 avr. 2013 à 04:32:08
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" Unless you have proof, I call libel. IGN: NuzzyFipples
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Oak puts on a badass front. But he's a barely clothed guy in a camp full of guys who all do his bidding. Nothing wrong with that but I get the impression he's trying to make out he's something he's not.
But Alira puts out so easy. When the nights are cold I know who I'd choose to bunk down with! IGN: ScrubcoreRulezBitch
Alt: HardcorePwnsScrubcore |
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