A prayer to Rngesus

Oh please let my drops be plentiful and my desync be minimal my almighty Rngesus.

Oh Lord of Fire and Blood, I am glad to of appeased you last night with thy infernal blow, thus I dubbed hence build as thy bring of thy rain, to pay tribute to the.

Rngesus I am back, I just wanted to thank you for that alchemy orb that the weaver dropped.

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BerMalBerIst1 a écrit :

Banned

Praise be to RNGesus! His almighty hammer has fallen with great justice!

Thanks for this thread,

last two post made my day :D

Before every map/farm zone, i throw a rare on the ground never to pick it up as a sacrifice to the RNG Gods. I usually get pretty good luck from it. Merciless ledge my first 6 socket of the leagues dropped. Stoned it, fused 1 time, 5 link. Close.

That run i sacrificed a 4 link helm with life and triple resists. The RNG Gods were pleased.

Ye must pay tribute to thy RNGesus

I don't believe in RNGesus! Nothing is random!

Piety, RNGesu, Dominus
Dona eis requiem.

I too don't believe in Rngesus. I do believe there are 2 RNG Gods tho.

One is giving and tries to help you but she doesn't come around very often and is a little fickle. She helps the noobs and give you the short map layout during races. She likes to give the good stuff to rich guys (why do the rich always get lucky).

The other is very very giving, to the point of filling the screen with all white items, but will not share the good stuff. He rolls the r b g non linked items. Hes the one that fills maps with titty bitches, degen bears, flicker mobs,rhoas, and voidbearers all at once (OK, not sure if that can actually happen but you get the idea). He's a dick.